We all know what gossips are, right? People who love to talk about other people and air their dirty little secrets, right? Wrong! A british recruitment organization called Office Angels, has redefined Gossips as 'Gadget Obsessed Status Symbol Infatuated Professionals' (source). They are the new yuppies. Their status symbols include: Ipods, Blackberry's, memory sticks and small flat cell phones. They drink lots of coffee and prefer sushi over a hamburger.
I am sure such a little publicity stunt merits Office Angels lots of attention. Its the thing to do, isn't it: come out with a new name for a new group of people you descern to be out there. I like their tagline: 'heaven knows you deserve the best...' That's not good theology (I happen to think heaven would like to give you the best though it is probably a far cry from what you deserve), but its creative, and I can appreciate that.
Are you a gossip? I don't have an Ipod (don't fancy one, really); do not have a Blackberry (don't want one either); I have a memory stick (but at 64 Megs its laughably small); and my phone is nice and fairly small, but anything but flat. I don't drink coffee, and will take a hamburger over sushi any day. Also, your dirty little secrets are safe with me and I will not talk about you behind your back. So, by either standard, I am not a gossip. That's good to know.
But it is a bummer also. When some creative organization came up with the term 'yuppies' I was clearly not in that category; I did not have anough 'stuff' and I wasn't a professional by any standard (and by the time I became a professional I wasn't young anymore, and I still didn't have enough stuff!).
Then someone came up with a category called 'metrosexual' (guys who look like David Beckham but there's real doubt as to their sexual orientation [Wiki-link]). Obviously that wasn't me either (I suppose coz I don't look like David Beckham). And now I am not a gossip either.
Next time someone comes up with a term to describe the latest and the hippest and the coolest, can you please include me?
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